Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Say something about gay babies.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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