Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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