We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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