I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
