I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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