I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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