we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My vagina is very pro this idea
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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