The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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