Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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