I bet he comes in French.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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