I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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