it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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