He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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