I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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