dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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