Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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