I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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