What did we do last night that was yellow?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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