our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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