She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
