i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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