All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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