I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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