you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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