That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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