Duck Duck Cougar?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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