so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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