Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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