Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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