Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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