I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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