The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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