Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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