I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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