Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
