Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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