did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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