so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
COCAINE IS GR8
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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