I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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