just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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