Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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