whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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