Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
