The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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