You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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