She's JV to your varsity
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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