Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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