summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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