i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I wish there were birth control emojis
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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