You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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